Dangerous Pickup Lines --Lyrics

[Rick]

Hi All,

BeelzeBob asked to see the lyrics to "Dangerous Pickup Lines", so here they are.


I met the prettiest girl
with the prettiest curl

up on the hill
where they grow the dill

I know that, she does think of me.


I met the prettiest girl
with the prettiest curl

The bluest eyes
that I ever spied

She turned this way, walking  back to me.


Well, I thought of a line --another one too!
I made up a sonnet and I made up a blues, but when I

opened my mouth and what do you think out flew?

She patted my back threw me on the ground
then she jumped on me up and down
Everybody cryin', he's  dyin' from his own pickup line.

Well they lowered me slow and they they buried me deep
they said I was the guy with secrets to keep
but what do you think they carved for my epitat?

Self immolation on a pickup line
Being tongue tied isn't even a crime
Don't be  so stoked, you choke on your own pickup line(s). 

G
Maybe your pickup lines only  work on yourself but not on others
Keep that in mind, and you survive for another  ...

day or two.